sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Dicks are not precious.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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