I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
