I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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