3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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