Fuck appropriateness.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
My vagina is very pro this idea
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Randomize
