just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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