Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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