How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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