ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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