we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
