Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
