She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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