I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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