do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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