How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
should my penis look like a turkey
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
