Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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