Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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