i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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