So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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