Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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