I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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