i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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