yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
So much rum. So many feels.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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