my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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