i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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