Do vagina's smell?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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