there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
A bitchslap is in order.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
