I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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