names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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