I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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