You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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