no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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