i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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