I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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