Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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