I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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