This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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