They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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