What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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