So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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