was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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