@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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