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hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Boobs speak an international language.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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