You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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