You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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