So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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