What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
no you cant smoke seaweed
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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