We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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