i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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