My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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