dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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