I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I understand Curling. That high.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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