Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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