thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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