She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Randomize
