If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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