Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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