So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
bring money and cleavage
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
When did angry sex become our thing?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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