it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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