Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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